How to successfully undo all of a dog's training

1. Have lightsaber duels with them

2. Teach the go-jump-on-Sarah's-bed-to-wake-her-up command

3.Chase them all over the house because they stole your running spandex, then laugh at how hilarious they look wearing them.

4. Teach them how to ring the doorbell.

5. Explain to them that the chocolate lab down the street needs to be taught a lesson.

6. Turn a blind eye to them sleeping at the foot of your bed in the morning, mostly because you're too lazy to kick them off.

7. Let them show some school spirit by sporting your BYU sweatshirt.

8. Hide behind walls and scare them when they pass by.

9.  Sit and laugh with the rest of your family when they full-on tackle the six-year-old.

10. Give them peanut butter.

11. Pet them with foreign objects.

12. Use "ATTACK" as a command.

13.Allow them the liberty of shredding a pool noodle in the basement, because they're distracting you from Batman.

I oughta be a dog trainer.