You know you always seem to overhear the most awkward parts of someone else's conversation? A few of my personal favorites...
"Well no, because they had set the maps on fire.."
"...dementor season, and she was eating a cinnamon roll."
"I have a burrito AND Harry Styles."
"...so then I realized it wasn't MY cat that had rabies."
"That's how we do it in the bayou."
"I think I forgot my pants.."
"..then she got stuck in the barrel. Stupid cat."
"You unworthy piece of scum. That was MY fruit snack!"
"...so now theres a dead squirrel somewhere in my dad's car."
THESE AER ALL REAL. NO JOKE.
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