Pool antics(including but not limited to)

-entering a waterslide headfirst and coming out feet first
-falling in a pool( in February) that hadn't been heated
-my swimsuit bottoms were a litte looser than I would have liked.enough said.
-trying to breathe underwater.it would've worked if I hadn't been chewing gum.
-almost running into an old guy during a karate fight in the shallow end.
-climbing up a waterslide
-floating around with waterwings on my feet.
-attempting a flip that ended in a bellyflop.(OW!)

Yes,I'm an idiot.But I'm a happy idiot:)