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To put it simply:

WE

ARE 

GETTING

A 

DOG.

Thank you Mom, especially because you've been losing sleep over the subject. 

Deep thinking

I've been thinking lately, and I just had to post this. So you know how there are those overly paranoid that check behind their shower curtains for a murderer or something? Well, I have a question for those people:

What EXACTLY do you plan to do if you find one?

Favorite movie/tv quotes

AACNAIB! -Shawn Spencer, Psych

"Thirty-seven"
"He was dead!"
"He twitched!"
"Thats because my axe is embedded in his nervous system!!" -Legolas and Gimli, Lord of the Rings

"He either wants us to go to the back of his throat, or he wants a root beer float!"- Dory, Finding Nemo

"Mawwage. Mawwage is what brings us togevva today. Wuv, twue wuv, dat blessed awwangement, da dream wifin a dweam." -Princess Bride

"Chancho, sometimes when you are a man, you wear stretchy pants in your room. Its for fun." -Nacho Libre

"I'M GOING TO BOISE!!! YEEAAHH!!" -Dallen, Singles Ward

"Much like Lady Gaga, I was born this way." -Shawn Spencer, Psych

"Buckle up, bra."
"I'm not your bra, quit calling me that."
"Ok...sister." -Rick and some other guy, Forever Strong

"They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the gospel. But i do!" -Nacho Libre

"Olo?"
"Oh, sir, I believe its 'Hello'"-Megamind and minion, Megamind

"What are these?"
"BOOGIE ROBOTS! BOOGIE!" -Gru and Dr. Nefario, Despicable Me

"Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret."- Ron, Harry Potter (#4)

"Can Dobby say something before we start? Dobby loves you!" Firing Dobby,  BYU Divine Comedy

"C'mon son!" Ed Lover, Psych

This is just part one. More to come! :)

Tork

Tork.Tork tork tork,tork tork tork.(Is that even how you spell it?) For those of you who don't know what tork is, APPARENTLY, its resistance against a lever that makes it work. Or something like that... 

But, my fourth grade physics education did not cover tork. This knowledge would have been greatly appreciated while helping my dad assemble the lawn sweeper. I was using a wrench thing, and it wasn't screwing the thing in, so my dad says,"Use some tork Abby!" I get up to go look in the manual to find out what tork is and looks like. I thought it was a tool of sorts. But then I heard dad go, "Resistance! Tork is resistance!" Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I see where they're going with this!

Rambling(again)

Lately I've been doing a lot of summing up in my posts. Don't judge. But I'll continue anyway.

-I discovered my skill in hockey. I AM FREAKING AMAZING.I havent scored any goals, but I have stopped several. I did what I had to do even if it meant giving several bruises to the people surrounding me. But all's well that ends well, right?

-I'm going to a Harry Potter themed camp this summer!!! *girlish squeal* I'm so excited! I'm already in the process of making a shirt that says, "Stay calm because Weasley is our king" . Awesome, right? I think I'll bring a tie and my wand.

-I've decided to learn how to play tennis. I'm not very good, but its getting there.

-Me and Sarah went to The Hunger Games. It was sooo good!! I bawled like a baby when Rue died. I'll be the weird person sleeping outside wal-mart the night it comes out on dvd. We've already made plans to go see the second one dressed as people from the capitol with some friends.

-Did anybody else see David Archuleta singing in the MTC choir at conference? Sarah and I were scoping out the missionaries and calling dibs on the cute ones, when mom suddenly says, "Oh that Elder Archuleta is cute." Sarah and I both went "AAAHHHHHHH ITS DAVID!!!!!" , and proceeded to text out friends.

-I've colored through an entire coloring books with gel pens. One less thing on my bucket list.