Sunday, January 29, 2012

Magic Drawers,Lord of the Rings,Awkward shopping, etc.

A non-brief summation of the past few weeks.

We got hooked on Lord of the Rings. It was an edge of the seat nail biting movie for me, because I've never read the books. AND no one bothered to be nice enough to tell me the whole story beforehand.Sheesh. Its hard to keep your Sarumans and Sarums straight , and figuring out where Gondor is, who died, who came back to life, what the dwarf's name is, the whole shabang. And don't even get me started on the suspense. I thought Gandalf died, but apparently he didn't, and I was left in the dark. Not fun. I told mom if Legolas died, I wasn't watching any more:) So, just remember, read the books or "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" -Gandalf

On friday, we went shopping. Sarah and I had one main goal: Victoria's secret. Don't worry, its not what you think. Our friend has some really cute eyeliner from there, and so we were on a mission. Unfortunately, Dad had to come with us, because they weren't going to let us roam around that huge mall alone, and I don't think he was trusted with the Gymboree gym bucks:) So, we had to drag our poor father with us, and I noticed he was staying as close to us as possible to make known that he was with us, and not of his own accord. Poor guy must've lost some man points for that.

My iPod mysteriously appeared in a drawer. That is all.

Today in young women's, we were about to sit down, and so I pulled out a chair for me. Apparently, Sarah had been planning on sitting in that very chair. She tried to sit, and THUNK. I don't think Ive ever laughed so hard! And then, of course I'm standing there holding the chair. Talk about incriminating, right? don't worry, she got back at me later by punching me in the face on accident.

Our house is no longer safe! Dad bought about 10 different nerf guns for a stake activity, and you can't turn a corner without getting shot. I even wear this belt that holds ammo.Its pretty cool, I think. Mom calls me Rambo.

I think thats just about it. I'll end with a Chuck Norris joke.

Chuck Norris won american idol with sign language.
:)

5 comments:

  1. Abby, we're sitting at the airport laughing our heads off. Thanks for posting. We love your blog :)

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  2. Oh we think it would be funny if your blog name was AbbyNormal but we like Legally Brunette,
    too:)

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    1. Aww thanks! I LOOOOVVEE that idea!!! You're so clever! :)

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  3. Oh and if Sarah ever gets a blog she could name it Sarah Plain and Tall hahahahahahaha jk

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  4. genuinely, I love this.
    also Samwise Gamgee 4eva
    ALSO I think what goes around comes around with the chair thing Olivia did the EXACT same thing to me in YW

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