Favorite movie/tv quotes

AACNAIB! -Shawn Spencer, Psych

"Thirty-seven"
"He was dead!"
"He twitched!"
"Thats because my axe is embedded in his nervous system!!" -Legolas and Gimli, Lord of the Rings

"He either wants us to go to the back of his throat, or he wants a root beer float!"- Dory, Finding Nemo

"Mawwage. Mawwage is what brings us togevva today. Wuv, twue wuv, dat blessed awwangement, da dream wifin a dweam." -Princess Bride

"Chancho, sometimes when you are a man, you wear stretchy pants in your room. Its for fun." -Nacho Libre

"I'M GOING TO BOISE!!! YEEAAHH!!" -Dallen, Singles Ward

"Much like Lady Gaga, I was born this way." -Shawn Spencer, Psych

"Buckle up, bra."
"I'm not your bra, quit calling me that."
"Ok...sister." -Rick and some other guy, Forever Strong

"They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the gospel. But i do!" -Nacho Libre

"Olo?"
"Oh, sir, I believe its 'Hello'"-Megamind and minion, Megamind

"What are these?"
"BOOGIE ROBOTS! BOOGIE!" -Gru and Dr. Nefario, Despicable Me

"Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret."- Ron, Harry Potter (#4)

"Can Dobby say something before we start? Dobby loves you!" Firing Dobby,  BYU Divine Comedy

"C'mon son!" Ed Lover, Psych

This is just part one. More to come! :)

Tork

Tork.Tork tork tork,tork tork tork.(Is that even how you spell it?) For those of you who don't know what tork is, APPARENTLY, its resistance against a lever that makes it work. Or something like that... 

But, my fourth grade physics education did not cover tork. This knowledge would have been greatly appreciated while helping my dad assemble the lawn sweeper. I was using a wrench thing, and it wasn't screwing the thing in, so my dad says,"Use some tork Abby!" I get up to go look in the manual to find out what tork is and looks like. I thought it was a tool of sorts. But then I heard dad go, "Resistance! Tork is resistance!" Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I see where they're going with this!

Rambling(again)

Lately I've been doing a lot of summing up in my posts. Don't judge. But I'll continue anyway.

-I discovered my skill in hockey. I AM FREAKING AMAZING.I havent scored any goals, but I have stopped several. I did what I had to do even if it meant giving several bruises to the people surrounding me. But all's well that ends well, right?

-I'm going to a Harry Potter themed camp this summer!!! *girlish squeal* I'm so excited! I'm already in the process of making a shirt that says, "Stay calm because Weasley is our king" . Awesome, right? I think I'll bring a tie and my wand.

-I've decided to learn how to play tennis. I'm not very good, but its getting there.

-Me and Sarah went to The Hunger Games. It was sooo good!! I bawled like a baby when Rue died. I'll be the weird person sleeping outside wal-mart the night it comes out on dvd. We've already made plans to go see the second one dressed as people from the capitol with some friends.

-Did anybody else see David Archuleta singing in the MTC choir at conference? Sarah and I were scoping out the missionaries and calling dibs on the cute ones, when mom suddenly says, "Oh that Elder Archuleta is cute." Sarah and I both went "AAAHHHHHHH ITS DAVID!!!!!" , and proceeded to text out friends.

-I've colored through an entire coloring books with gel pens. One less thing on my bucket list.

Welcome to the dark side

My sister Sarah has created a blog. So, welcome to the dark side.We don't have cookies.

This post is dedicated to my dear cousin Emily. Thanks Emily for...

-Introducing us to BYU Divine Comedy. We've been bingeing on these for the past week. They're so funny! My favorites are Provo Utah Girls,Matt the Shoulder Angel,and The little Mia Maid.This is why I can't wait for college:)

-Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes... Love it!

-Wonderful Facebook Funnies

-Making us laugh with your hilarious blog

-being one of my only followers

-My new blog name. I think ill start a blog for Sarah too:)

:D

Magic Drawers,Lord of the Rings,Awkward shopping, etc.

A non-brief summation of the past few weeks.

We got hooked on Lord of the Rings. It was an edge of the seat nail biting movie for me, because I've never read the books. AND no one bothered to be nice enough to tell me the whole story beforehand.Sheesh. Its hard to keep your Sarumans and Sarums straight , and figuring out where Gondor is, who died, who came back to life, what the dwarf's name is, the whole shabang. And don't even get me started on the suspense. I thought Gandalf died, but apparently he didn't, and I was left in the dark. Not fun. I told mom if Legolas died, I wasn't watching any more:) So, just remember, read the books or "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" -Gandalf

On friday, we went shopping. Sarah and I had one main goal: Victoria's secret. Don't worry, its not what you think. Our friend has some really cute eyeliner from there, and so we were on a mission. Unfortunately, Dad had to come with us, because they weren't going to let us roam around that huge mall alone, and I don't think he was trusted with the Gymboree gym bucks:) So, we had to drag our poor father with us, and I noticed he was staying as close to us as possible to make known that he was with us, and not of his own accord. Poor guy must've lost some man points for that.

My iPod mysteriously appeared in a drawer. That is all.

Today in young women's, we were about to sit down, and so I pulled out a chair for me. Apparently, Sarah had been planning on sitting in that very chair. She tried to sit, and THUNK. I don't think Ive ever laughed so hard! And then, of course I'm standing there holding the chair. Talk about incriminating, right? don't worry, she got back at me later by punching me in the face on accident.

Our house is no longer safe! Dad bought about 10 different nerf guns for a stake activity, and you can't turn a corner without getting shot. I even wear this belt that holds ammo.Its pretty cool, I think. Mom calls me Rambo.

I think thats just about it. I'll end with a Chuck Norris joke.

Chuck Norris won american idol with sign language.
:)

I'm back!

I haven't been on here in a looong time! We went to Utah for christmas and I've been completely swamped lately. I'l get better about posting:)